"Dr Kravaspo, the THING IN BLACK, is the most evil creature in the universe. His clones are everywhere on the planet.
If you see one you must kill it at once! The future of the Earth is in your hands" "Yes, but how do I kill one of these Kravaspo clones?" |
"Sounds cool! But how exactly do I do it?" |
"Here's an example. See how the White Rook stops Kravaspo escaping. Now the White Queen presses the button, down comes the blade and off comes Kravaspo's head!" "Hey, that's really great! Can I have a go?" |
"Sure, in a minute. But first here's another example. This time the White Rook doesn't need any help. He just presses the button himself, and, bang, Kravaspo's head tumbles to the ground. But this only works because Kravaspo's henchmen are in the way, blocking his escape. |
Now I'll show you an even more violent way of killing those Kravaspo clones." "Something even more violent than the Guillotine? Wow! That must be something REALLY nasty!" |
"Kravaspo is known to have a fatal attraction to beautiful women. So find a beautiful woman and get her to KISS Kravaspo. If she's got someone to hold her hand then Kravaspo will die. This is called the KISS OF DEATH!!" "Yuk!! Can you show me exactly how that works?" |
"This chessboard will show you what happens. Imagine the White Queen is a beautiful woman and the Black King is Kravaspo's clone. If she moves to the square marked by the arrow it's CHECKMATE. But if she doesn't go far enough Kravaspo will kill her as the White King won't be holding her hand, and if she goes too far he will escape her clutches." |
"Here's another example. This time the Queen can do the KISS OF DEATH by moving one square diagonally away from the King, but only because the Rook is in the way. Notice how the White Knight is supporting the Queen - otherwise the Black King would just be able to kill the queen. |
"Yes, I think I understand. Can I have a go at using the KISS OF DEATH to kill those Kravaspo clones now?"
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WHATEVER YOU DO, NEVER FORGET THE GUILLOTINE AND THE KISS OF DEATH!" |
The Caissans are back again, more dangerous than ever before. Try to use the GUILLOTINE or the KISS OF DEATH to kill their general." |
"Congratulations on beating the Caissans yet again. Next time they'll be stronger still, though. You've got a lot to learn before then. |