Welcome back. Perhaps you'd like to tell me what you'd like me to call you this time.


Hello kiddo.


You have to get every question right to pass the Very Hard KISS OF DEATH Exam.

If you get a question wrong something extremely horrible will happen to you!

So you need to be very careful and think very hard.

I'm really smart so I think I can do it.
I can't wait to see what happens if I get them wrong!
I don't like killing kings.
Only your first answer counts.

If you get a question wrong first time you can try again but you won't score a point.

If you really want to find out what happens give the right answer, then the wrong answer!

Q1. Is this position CHECKMATE?

Yes No Don't know

Q2. Is this position CHECKMATE?

Yes No No idea

Q3. Is this position CHECKMATE?

Yes No Who cares?

Q4. Is this position CHECKMATE?

Yes No Who knows?

Q5. Is this position CHECKMATE?

Yes No Am I bothered?

Q6. Is this position CHECKMATE?

Yes No I haven't a clue

Q7. Is this position CHECKMATE?

Yes No It's too hard

Q8. It's White's move. Should he move his Queen to g5 or g6?

g5 g6 It doesn't matter

Q9. It's White's move. Should he move his Queen to g4 or g5?

g4 g5 I don't care

Q10. It's White's move. Should he move his Queen to g4 or g6?

g4 g6 I have no idea

Congratulations, Kiddo!!

You have now completed the KISS OF DEATH exam.

There's one more checkmate lesson for you to do.

You'll learn a plan which will help you finish off your opponent quickly at the end of the game.

Cool! I want to see it now!
I'd like to repeat the quiz and get my certificate
I'll do it later if you don't mind - I have to go now