So you're applying to join the army, are you? You look a bit young for it to me. Only a few people have what it takes to battle the most evil creatures in the universe. Here you can take some tests to see whether you are one of the few. to take a very simple one question test. I also have a slightly longer test which will tell me more about you. to take an easy six question test.

Finally, there are two serious conditions which I need to check you for before I can let you sign up.

I'm afraid they involve performing a brain scan. to find out more.